I have been stalking these for over a year now. This Fall, THIS Fall, was the time I was going to Make. My. Move. Fisherman sweater....you will be mine.
Specifically, I've been drooling over both Haute Hippie's and Michael Kors' versions:
I love the styling here. Cozy sweater + gorgeous flowy maxi....or cozy sweater + skinny pants and lace ups? Oooo...so fun. And these sweaters are classics, right?
But then....I tried them on. Correction: I tried on eight. Eight. EIGHT, people!! Eight flippin' fisherman sweaters. And YES - they were bulky enough to hide the pooch (mostly). But that was kinda the problem....the bulk.
These sweaters gave me bulky shoulders, bulky arms, a large, bulky bosom (I hate this word, but really? It fits the situation.) Actually, that last statement summarizes the problem quite nicely: Fisherman sweaters turned my hot-mama boobs into a bosom. A large, mature, bosom.
So then I thought...would a turtleneck help?