Moms - do yourself and your man a favor. Forward this link to him.
All year long, the mother of your children wipes noses, kisses knees, comforts crying, changes diapers, feeds, hugs and loves your children. She also has sex with you. This Christmas, thank her for all that she does by getting her a real gift. A definition of a real gift is one that, at a minimum, meets the following criteria: it doesn’t plug in, it doesn’t require batteries, isn’t something that YOU actually want, and wasn’t bought at the mall in desperation on Dec 24th surrounded by other terrified looking men. To make this easy, we at Ain’t No Mom Jeans have pulled together a list of amazing “real gifts” that will make you look like the hero. And may even get you laid...whether you’ve been naughty or nice.
Amazing Everyday Jewelry
As any mom will tell you, that delicate little chain from Tiffany’s (the one she used to wear all of the time), rarely makes an appearance when the little ones are around. Unless you want to be taking it in for repairs on a weekly basis. And those amazing chandelier earrings? All it takes is one tug and those earrings end up in the date-night only pile. But we moms do like to look cute on a daily basis. To the rescue: casual, cool but still gift worthy jewelry that can stand up to curious little fingers, teething gums and the occasional tug.